| A | I Swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time |
| B | The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree? |
| C | That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild |
| D1 | BuyPoloDisorder's Daughter Wears A 3000™ Button Down Embroidered |
| D2 | Ninety Three 'Til Infinity And Beyoncé |
| E1 | Ghandi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord & Savior J.C. / Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy |
| E2 | Ants To You, Gods To Who ? |
| F | Dreams Once Buried Beneath The Dungeon Floor Slowly Sprout Into Undying Gardens |
