| A1 | Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture |
| A2 | Mystery Roach |
| A3 | Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers |
| A4 | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) |
| A5 | Tuna Fish Promenade |
| A6 | Dance Of The Just Plain Folks |
| A7 | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) |
| A8 | The Sealed Tuna Bolero |
| A9 | Lonesome Cowboy Burt |
| B1 | Touring Can Make You Crazy |
| B2 | Would You Like A Snack? |
| B3 | Redneck Eats |
| B4 | Centerville |
| B5 | She Painted Up Her Face |
| B6 | Janet's Big Dance Number |
| B7 | Half A Dozen Provocative Squats |
| B8 | Mysterioso |
| B9 | Shove It Right In |
| B10 | Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude |
| C1 | I'm Stealing The Towels |
| C2 | Dental Hygeine Dilemma |
| C3 | Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? |
| C4 | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy |
| C5 | Penis Dimension |
| C6 | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning |
| D1 | A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes |
| D2 | Magic Fingers |
| D3 | Motorhead's Midnight Ranch |
| D4 | Dew On The Newts We Got |
| D5 | The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts |
| D6 | The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth |
| D7 | The Girl's Dream |
| D8 | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce |
| D9 | Strictly Genteel (The Finale) |
