| A1 | Scrapyard |
| A2 | My Socks Gone Down My Shoe |
| A3 | Nausea, Vomiting & Diarrhoea |
| A4 | Two Little Boys |
| A5 | Bloody Disgrace |
| A6 | Wiffy Smells |
| A7 | Go The Whole Hog |
| A8 | Tough Shit Wilson |
| B1 | I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 |
| B2 | I Don’t Know What I Did That For |
| B3 | Answers On A Postcard |
| B4 | Haemorrhoids |
| B5 | What’s That Funny Noise |
| B6 | Tommy The Christmas Tree |
| B7 | Mongolian Civil War |
| B8 | Mongols On The Streets Of London |
| B9 | What I Did Behind Closed Doors |
| B10 | Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please |
